The Kidnapping of Badrielle

By THLaird Colyne Stewart, January AS 49 (2015)

Badrielle was stolen at Septentria’s Twelfth Night;

Adrielle’s eyes were burning with a vengeful fire.

Badrielle was stolen at Septentria’s Twelfth Night,

Stolen from her husband, the ducal northern knight;

Her students knew the matter to be of utmost dire;

Across the land soon many knew of the puppet’s plight

And friends and OAFs and strangers picked up weapons for a fight;

The duke set out to searching, sending forth his squire,

Who searched the hall and field and keep, the basement and the spire;

And guilty parties felt compelled to put to pen and write,

For they had taken her to drinking around a hearty pyre,

They prayed her Grace’s anger would therefore be slight,

Adrielle’s eyes were burning with a vengeful fire.

A fatras simple, halfway between being a fatras possible and a fatras impossible. Based on an event that occurred at Septentrian 12^th Night 2015. A well meaning prankster “kidnapped” Adrielle’s puppet alter-ego Badrielle, but failed to return her before the event ended. To say this made Adrielle’s hair stand on end would be an understatement. Badrielle is so well loved in Ealdormere (and in lands beyond) that many people were beginning to be upset. Thankfully, the “kidnapper” contacted Adrielle, and all was again well with the world.