I’m Afraid of Ealdormereans: A Song of the Middle’s Soldiers

Colyne Stewart, July AS XXXVII (2003)

Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

Dragon’s in Ealdormere

Marching as to War

Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

This year we’re at odds

And all their soldiers wail

Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

Dragon’s in Ealdormere

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

I’m afraid of their Wolves

I’m afraid of their big axe

I’m afraid I am

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

I’m afraid of their Wolves

I’m afraid of their big axe

I’m afraid I am

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

Dragon’s in Ealdormere

Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

Dragon wants a War

Dragon wants to beat up our Knights

Dragon wants a conquest

Dragon wants to knock out our lights

Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

Dragon’s in Ealdormere

Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

I’m afraid of their Wolves

I’m afraid of their big axe

I’m afraid I am

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

I’m afraid of their Wolves

I’m afraid of their big axe

I’m afraid I am

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

Dragon’s in Ealdormere

Dragon burns his soldiers’ heels

Dragon primps his scales

Dragon goes looting and steals

Dragon’s in Eald’mere, Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

Dragon’s in Eald’mere, Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

I’m afraid of their Wolves

I’m afraid of their big axe

I’m afraid I am

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

I’m afraid of their Wolves

I’m afraid of their big axe

I’m afraid I am

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

Odin is an Eald’merean

Odin is an Eald’merean

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

I’m afraid of their Wolves

I’m afraid of their big axe

I’m afraid I am

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

I’m afraid of their Wolves

I’m afraid of their big axe

I’m afraid I am

Yeah, I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

I’m afraid of their Wolves

I’m afraid of their big axe

I’m afraid I am

I’m afraid of Eald’mereans

Dragon’s in Eald’mere

Dragon’s in Eald’mere

Dragon’s in Eald’mere, Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

Dragon’s in Eald’mere, Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

Dragon’s in Eald’mere, Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

Dragon’s in Eald’mere, Ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah